Oswald (bird)

Oswald is a bird that holds the key to ending the reoccurring deaths of Callum Morrin variants, however because he is a bird he can not speak English.

If Oswald could speak English, he could possibly end the deaths of countless Callum Morrin variants in awful ways, but he cant speak English because he is a bird. Birds can not speak English, therefor Oswald can not end this awful, terrible, violent and just generally upsetting universal problem.

Attempts to get information out of Oswald have been made, but often Oswald will just peck at the interviewer's face or fly away to eat a seed.

Appearance
Oswald is a bird.

Trivia

 * Oswald is a bird.
 * Oswald has wings because he is a bird.
 * Oswald enjoys seed because he is a bird.
 * Oswald can not speak English.